Putney Swope Memorable Quotes

I am into crazy-like Saturday weekend tonight. Seems like lotsaaa ideas dancing. Am I getting crazy? hah Good enough my IP is not having a problem, but, my sister dumped tons of messages in my mobile phone asking me to look for this and that in the internet since she got her IP down. tepuktangan Am really a stubborn sister, sometimes! jelir

Here’s some of what she tasked me to do:


Photographer: I’ll do it for nothing – I need the work!
Putney Swope: I can get anybody for nothing. Take a walk!


Commercial Narrator: Jim Keranga of Watts, California is eating a bowl of Ethereal Cereal, the heavenly breakfast. Jim, did you know that Ethereal has 25% more riboflavin than any other cereal on the market? Ethereal also packs the added punch of .002 ESP units of pectin!
Jim Keranga: No shit.


Myron X: Putney is confusing originality with obscenity.


Mr. Victrola Cola: I got this great window cleaner. Cleans good and doesn’t streak. Smells bad, though. Cleans good, but smells bad.
Putney Swope: As a window cleaner, forget it. Put soybeans in it and market it as a soft drink in the ghetto. We’ll put a picture of a rhythm and blues singer on the front and call it Victrola Cola.


Mrs. Swope: I’m gonna bend your johnson, Swope!
Putney Swope: I’m ready!


Putney Swope: Rockin’ the boat’s a drag. You gotta sink the boat!


Mr. Syllables: How many syllables, Mario? How many syllables, Mario? How many syllables, Mario? How many syllables, Mario?


Putney Swope: I’m all stacked up over LaGuardia and I ain’t coming down for anyone, not even you.


Putney Swope: Are you for surreal?!


Just try to understand these with your self coz even I, I couldn’t! LOL! gelakguling

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